Ho Ho Ho

Just like clockwork midnight just rolled around and Santa landed on the roof of my house. It is quite amazing how he hits so many homes in a single night.

Since I was a bad boy and didn't go to bed early enough he dumped a bunch of coal down the chimney. Well, when I say chimney I mean bathroom extractor fan outlet, and when I say coal I mean deer shit.

I guess that's what I get for staying up too late and sending Santa a note asking for a billion dollars. Plus I think he was further riled by the lack of chimney on my home.

Ah well, there's always next year. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.