American Idol Is Back - Toolcrest Left Hanging

It's hard to believe it's been a year, but American Idol is back for another season.

Their first show was in Arizona where Simon tried to amuse himself by asking Americans to name three countries they would like to be famous in. Sadly several named states or continents as opposed to countries.

A new judge was added, for no apparent reason. Although my theory is that the producers realize that Paula is crazy and want a replacement in case they have to fire her.

The classic moment for me was with that turd of a presenter Ryan Toolcrest who tried to use a clause in his contract to get out of kissing a girl. But the closeted presenter had an even more priceless moment during the feel-good show ending. The blind guy could sing really well, got a ticket to Hollywood, and Ryan gets left hanging with his high five.

Toolcrest Top Tip:
Blind people can't fucking see you trying to give them a high five!