Friday, October 31, 2008

McCain "Jazzed Up"

Old man McCain announced today that he was "Jazzed Up" about the possibility of making a historic comeback this weekend.

He went on to say he was going to wind up his gramophone, slip on a smoking jacket, and do the Charleston until he couldn't dance any more. Then he was going to take the little lady down to the talkies, before a quick drink at the local speakeasy on the way home.

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