Saturday, December 03, 2005

Jessica Simpson Screwed


Naive Jessica Simpson whose father probably drilled into her the fallacy that marriage was a life long magical journey is set to be screwed over in the divorce with Nick Lachey. [News Source].

When they got married Nick was in very good financial shape and drew up a prenuptial agreement for her to sign. She refused. During their three years of marriage her star has been on the up and up and as a result she is now significantly more wealthy than Nick. But under California law she will now have to split her additional wealth 50/50 unless they agree to settle in a different way.

The moral of the story: Always get a prenup, don’t listen to your father when he is trying to bang you, stop trying to live in a fairy tale where marriage is some kind of magical gift from God.

Jessica is both naive and ignorant which is in no small part thanks to her creepy father. As far as he is concerned no one, not even a relatively famous multi-millionaire singer, is good enough for her. Unless she realizes a few home truths about her father she is doomed to a life of short term and ultimately failed relationships, sabotaged by her seemingly incestuous father.

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