Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Republican Shocker

I know that for some readers of my blog, this is going to come as something of a shock. So make sure you're sitting comfortably, and if you have a heart condition you might want to stop reading now...

Okay, so here's the news. Apparently, there is another stupid old white Republican douche bag in the Senate. I know, who would have thunk it?

This particular dinosaur is Jim Bunning, aged 78. He's the guy that just used another idiosyncrasy of the Senate to block a unanimous decision to extend unemployment and medical benefits to millions of Americans.

Having spent hours wasting everyone's time blocking a 30 day benefits extension, he likened the sacrifice he is forcing upon unemployed Americans, to his misfortune of missing a televised sporting event.

When pushed to reconsider his senile ramblings, he allegedly muttered "tough shit" and refused to alter his position.

Of course, sarcasm aside for a moment, it should come as no surprise whatsoever that a Republican doesn't give a fuck about poor people. Nor that a 78 year old former jock, would be too stupid to understand what the fuck is going on. But it raises two very important questions I've had for a long time:
  1. Why the hell do we still allow these old morons to have any position of power whatsoever? Isn't it time we put an age limit on service?
  2. If America is supposed to be the shining example of democracy for all the world to see, how is it that one decrepit douchebag can log jam the whole democratic process?

In any case, it seems even Republicans are embarrassed by this one. We all know that their master plan is to block everything they can to make Obama look ineffective, but sooner or later (with luck), the American people are going to wake up and realize that Republicans are deliberately hurting our country and the people in it, just to score political points. It's truly obscene.

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