Me Love You Long Time

I have an email address that I use to collect my spam. Any time I am forced to give an email address, and don't want to, I have a special account for that. As a result, that account is constantly filled with spam. Offers from Nigerian royalty to deposit a fortune into my bank account, notifications that I've won the Microsoft lottery, low cost penis enlargement, cheap Viagra, you name it. Needless to say I rarely check the account, but today when I did I had received a sample from a supposedly legitimate dating site showing me compatible girls in my area.

The following is the description allegedly written by Natalya, a 28-year-old woman from Kentucky. Something about her writing leads me to think this girl ain't from Kentucky!

"My name Natalya, I the young, harmonous beautiful girl. Has decided to create the structure to find the man of my dream. I adore children, but I do not have them. I like to read, especially Romantic products as I like to listen to music during free time from work. It is brought up in good family, make cleaning on the house, I love cleanliness and the order, and so I am able to prepare for the stunned dishes, it turns out it is very tasty and it is nourishing. Often I buy fruit because I very much love them, well in fact it is necessary keep up myself and to hold a beautiful harmonous figure as I like myself. Probably will suffice about myself, now tell about myself if I am interesting to you."

"Men happen different, but not everyone can achieve my heart, as for me the main thing In the man it not his appearance, and his internal beauty and sincerity. In fact in the person,As I count, there should be a honesty, a clean soul and kindly. Therefore, if you search for the same most, as I can write to me."