Crazy 4 Jesus?

I have to say, you see some crazy shit on TV after 1am.

I was channel surfing just before bed, and found this infomercial for some cult that was claiming if you sent a 'seed' of $1,000 to them, God would make miracles work in your life such that your 'seed' would grow and your 'investment' would come back to you multiplied.

But not to be outdone by the terminally stupid, I'd like to extend a special offer right here right now. Send me a $10,000 seed, and I promise to ask 'god' to reward you 20X what this cult is offering. That's like two for one! How could you resist? Act now and I'll throw in a free magic stone that keeps demons away. FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!