Meh - Simpsons Porn #1

Sunday, March 22, 2009 / Posted by ZCT /

On this blog I have covered many serious issues. The incompetence of George Bush, poverty, the health care crisis, the election, evil corporations and many other less important things.

But in what can only be described as a sad day for this blog, the article I wrote about the Simpson's word 'Meh' being added to the dictionary is now number one out of over 300 articles!

Based on my hit statistics, this isn't due to people searching for the word 'Meh' or anything innocuous. This is because people are searching for simpsons porn and getting my page by accident.

If Lisa Simpson were real, I'm sure she would shed a few tears over the human condition that has pushed that article to the top of my hit counter.

For those interested in the statistics, a Google Image search for 'simpsons sex' now produces a staggering 1.9 million hits, while 'simpsons porn' produces close to a million images. Meh!

In any case, thanks for the hits pervets. Please enjoy your stay. Sorry I censored Lisa Simpson in the picture above. But you'll have to look elsewhere for naked cartoon children having sex.



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4 comments:

themelancholyofharuhisuzumiya on 7/28/2009 6:45 AM

So!! this only means you have the original uncensored image somewhere around your hard drive, non?, I wouldnt even DARE to imagine how that filthy, impious image got there just by chance (or so would u say, I presume?). Poor Lisa. Tears Indeed.

Meh!.

Comment by ZCT on 7/28/2009 10:54 AM

I kinda explained it in the original article. I always begin a blog post by finding a relevent image on Google Images or similar. When I did a search for Simpsons, I was astonished by the amount of cartoon porn on display, so used a censored version of the image for that article. When I wrote the follow up article I did a search for Lisa Simpson, and very quickly found her posing like this.

So I guess the real question is how you ended up on my blog? Searching for Simpsons Porn maybe?!? ;)

Sadly both of these articles remain my biggest traffic pullers for my blog. Scary.

Anonymous on 10/01/2009 9:28 AM

You should be ashamed of yourself! Lisa is only 8, and she's a really smart and nice little girl!

Comment by ZCT on 10/02/2009 7:53 PM

Well Anonymous, I do hope you are being ironic.

But in case you were serious (and therefore retarded), Lisa Simpson is in fact a fictitious cartoon character, not a 'nice little girl.'

According to "Lisa's First Word" (Season 4, 1992), her year of birth was 1984, therefore she would in fact be 25 years old if she were real.

In any case my original point was that it is weird that so many people would pursue cartoon porn of this type, as opposed to any kind of endorsement.

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