Sunday, March 22, 2009

Meh - Simpsons Porn #1

On this blog I have covered many serious issues. The incompetence of George Bush, poverty, the health care crisis, the election, evil corporations and many other less important things.

But in what can only be described as a sad day for this blog, the article I wrote about the Simpson's word 'Meh' being added to the dictionary is now number one out of over 300 articles!

Based on my hit statistics, this isn't due to people searching for the word 'Meh' or anything innocuous. This is because people are searching for simpsons porn and getting my page by accident.

If Lisa Simpson were real, I'm sure she would shed a few tears over the human condition that has pushed that article to the top of my hit counter.

For those interested in the statistics, a Google Image search for 'simpsons sex' now produces a staggering 1.9 million hits, while 'simpsons porn' produces close to a million images. Meh!

In any case, thanks for the hits pervets. Please enjoy your stay. Sorry I censored Lisa Simpson in the picture above. But you'll have to look elsewhere for naked cartoon children having sex.

16 comments:

themelancholyofharuhisuzumiya said...

So!! this only means you have the original uncensored image somewhere around your hard drive, non?, I wouldnt even DARE to imagine how that filthy, impious image got there just by chance (or so would u say, I presume?). Poor Lisa. Tears Indeed.

Meh!.

ZCT said...

I kinda explained it in the original article. I always begin a blog post by finding a relevent image on Google Images or similar. When I did a search for Simpsons, I was astonished by the amount of cartoon porn on display, so used a censored version of the image for that article. When I wrote the follow up article I did a search for Lisa Simpson, and very quickly found her posing like this.

So I guess the real question is how you ended up on my blog? Searching for Simpsons Porn maybe?!? ;)

Sadly both of these articles remain my biggest traffic pullers for my blog. Scary.

Anonymous said...

You should be ashamed of yourself! Lisa is only 8, and she's a really smart and nice little girl!

ZCT said...

Well Anonymous, I do hope you are being ironic.

But in case you were serious (and therefore retarded), Lisa Simpson is in fact a fictitious cartoon character, not a 'nice little girl.'

According to "Lisa's First Word" (Season 4, 1992), her year of birth was 1984, therefore she would in fact be 25 years old if she were real.

In any case my original point was that it is weird that so many people would pursue cartoon porn of this type, as opposed to any kind of endorsement.

Lucas said...

Lol, this is oine of ur biggest traffic pullers. That is sad, very sad indeed.

Anonymous said...

I think it's very strange that people would even create Simpsons porn and looking for it is kinda sick.
Anyway, enjoyed the rant about eBay and yes they are shit!

Anna said...

huh, I found your site looking up 'meh'. I was cruising for LOLcats. I didn't know there was Simpson porn - ick.

ZCT said...

Yep Anna, that's pretty much how I stumbled across it. What's sad is that this article has become one of the most popular on the site; mostly because people are actually looking for Simpsons porn.

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Anonymous said...

Gross!
Who in their right mind would search for Simpsons porn?! i mean first of all they are an animated series and second, Lisa is only a child! who cares if she was born in 1984, she is still a child in the series, no matter how many years has passed.

ZCT said...

Yep, there are some crazy people online. I'm amazed at how much traffic I get from this article, especially when I'd like to think I've written material about real issues, yet I get a lot of hits from people looking for cartoon porn.

Anonymous said...

I actually stumbled on this site searching for simpsons porn. Sure sure call me perverted. But if there is 1.9 Million google searches - its probably a socially acceptable thing to search for, am I right?

I mean like any type of pornographic or sexually self stimulating experiences its pretty taboo to talk about. This however, doesn't mean they are unacceptable! Its much much much healthier than looking up actual child pornography - which I would never and would never look at. If you ask me, cartoon porn is a fetish or kink, like BDSM or anything else.

ZCT said...

Thanks for posting, I appreciate your points.

Clearly there is a big market for cartoon porn, as you pointed out. It is not for me to judge those who seek out digital porn, any more than it would be unreasonable for me to judge those who like to see naked women wrestling.

I guess the issue I have with Simpsons porn is that some of it appears to be the depiction of a child (Bart or Lisa for example) engaging in sexual acts with each other, with other children, or with adults.

In essence, what we are talking about is the cartoon depiction of children engaging in sexual acts or nudity, and to me that crosses a line.

Unknown said...

lol..too funny. I had to post a comment. I was actually searching up the word Meh. I recently started a new MMORPG and they use Meh lots..but ocne I found out what it meant I had to return to this article to post it's true meaning. Moral Elderine Dragons..now I know what they mean when they see heatwave gaultlets are needed because of meh..and not some monster who looks like lisa simpson naked LMFAO!!

RomanianSimps said...

Well, I don't know what's the fuss about it. Of course I wouldn't like to see something on TV in Simpsons, as it's gross!
But in the history of "The Simpsons" some taboos have been broken. If you take for example The Simpsons Movie, you can see Bart's "special parts" while he is skating stark naked to Krusty Burger. It's a similar situation, as some could think that's child porn. This picture is at least censored.
And the episode "Postcards from the wedge" which has been broadcasted in Europe this year, Marge took Bart's rectal temperature. Some people who I know even said something like "Bart was sexually violated by his mother". Nota bene: there was NO picture where the thermometer stuck in Bart's butt.
When I thought about it, I didn't think that there would be ever such a scene, and if then at Maggie.

ZCT said...

I appreciate your comments about Simpsons porn. I also accept your points about The Simpsons breaking various taboos and pushing the envelope.

All that said, there is clearly a difference between risqué humor that still gets shown on Fox, and cartoon depictions of Bart fucking Lisa shown in graphic detail. I really don't think the producers of The Simpsons would ever want to push the envelope with hard core porn, incest, rape, child orgies, child porn etc.

I think that the general consensus here is that the kind of people who like to see children fucking, even in cartoon form, are pedophiles, and creating images that allude to child sex is always a bad idea.

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