The Two Coreys

The Two Corey’s on A&E was quite an interesting show this week. I just had a couple of issues I'd like to share with the group:

• Suzie, slutty bimbo wife of Feldman, is a total bitch. Sure this was apparent before, but in this episode especially she reveals her true colors. One minute she is pretending to be the supportive loving wife of Feldman and friend of Haim. Next minute she is whispering insults about Haim to her little husband. Then she pretends to care again, but within minutes is hurling abuse at someone she claims to want to help, and ends up openly insulting Haim's mother. I have to say, if I ever need help, she is at the bottom of my list of people from whom I'd like help.
  
• Corey Feldman is a control freak. And this episode actually highlights the reasons why Haim is so frustrated about the friendship. Let's not forget both of these former child stars were hard core drug addicts, not just Haim.
• Staging an intervention in this manner was stupid and arrogant. They were already in therapy, which could have led somewhere. Doing something specifically against the expressed wishes of Haim, just reinforces all the issues he has been complaining about on the previous episodes.
• Feldman has a nice BMW. Personally I'd not go for black (always looks dirty), and I think the six series is a little bit of an odd choice when there is a perfectly nice three or five series out there. But I do have an issue with the fact that he has an after market steering wheel cover on the car. Seriously, who buys a $90,000 car and puts a Walmart steering wheel cover on the wheel?
• Considering how messed up Haim seems to be, I thought he coped very well with what happened. And I hope he can continue working on himself.
• Finally, in closing, I'd just like to mention what a bitch Suzie Feldman appears to be. She acts awfully important for someone who's claim to fame is marrying a former child star she thought was dreamy in the movies, and getting her tits out for a porn mag.

Now I accept that there is a lot of artistic license taken with so called reality TV. We all know the escapades of Gene Simmons each week are completely fictional. However, with that in mind, I think that Suzie really does bring actual trailer trash bimbo bitch to the show, regardless of any additional scripting. Half the issues between the Coreys could be resolved if she wasn't there caniving; something she seems especially good at.

If Suzie Feldman is genuinely a nice person, just playing a role on this show, then my hat is off to her. Because she's doing one hell of an acting job to reveal such inner bitch. But I have a sneaking suspicion, she is not that good an actor.

UPDATE: I just saw a link online of Suzie Feldman, from her Playboy photo shoot. It seems she is as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. That and being stupid. Oh dear, what a combo. [WARNING: Explicit Trailer Trash Nudie Ugly Content. Do not view within 2 hours of eating.]