Well, 2006 is all but over and I felt it only fitting to say goodbye. I have been horribly negligent when it comes to my blog and have not bothered to make an entry for several weeks.
I was fully intending to write something about the Bush administration getting their asses handed to them in the midterm elections. But I just never got around to it. Needless to say, I am very please to see the American people finally getting the picture that Bush is retarded.
I was also very pleased to see the demise of that asshole Bill Frist. After trying so hard to appeal to his base by outlawing some forms of gambling, a very clear message was sent to him that he is not presidential material. Despite the horrible job that Bush has done, the public believe that Frist would be even worse.
Britney Spears finally dumped that freeloading loser K-Fed and decided to hang out with America's super bimbo Paris Hilton. My end of year picture could not have been much else. Two trailer trash idiots with money and no class. In true American tradition I censored the image. I'm guessing a shaved beaver would get my blog closed down. The uncensored version is not hard to find. But quite honestly there are plenty of web sites where you can look for cheap classless whores showing their snatch.
Donald Trump nearly fired one of his bitches, I mean beauty queens. Miss USA landed in hot water after allegedly drinking, partying, doing drugs, and having lesbian kisses with Miss Teen USA. Then the ugly fat bitch Rosie O'Donnell decided to lash out at Trump over his 'moral values.' He hit back with a few choice words where he labeled her disgusting, among other things.
Frankly, I thought Trump made the right choice. Miss USA should get a second chance. America is a country of extremes. We are sometimes all too quick to call for retribution and severe punishment for even the most innocuous of 'crimes.' This woman is an adult who got a little carried away with her exciting new lifestyle. Trump should take some responsibility for pulling her out of her Kentucky trailer and putting her in a New York penthouse. As for O'Donnell, the sooner they knock her fat ass off TV, the better.
Saddam Hussein was executed today. He was hung for crimes against humanity. One wonders how many people will die in the wake of these events. Having watched a documentary about his lifestyle I cannot help but question why he decided to provoke America into a war. He had an opulent life and lived like a king. He could have enjoyed the remainder of his life in complete luxury, but instead chose to finish it at the end of a rope. Doesn't make much sense to me.
Well it's time to wrap up. I have some sleep and general laziness to fit in before New Years Eve. Next year I will try to make time for a few more posts. Until then, may all my readers enjoy a Happy New Year.
As they like to say in America, "Celebrate Responsibly." Whatever the fuck that means.
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