New Use For Baby Penises

For many Americans circumcision is considered standard practice for babies. Although the trend is very much moving away from routine baby genital mutilation. Less than 60% of American boys are now routinely circumcised, and the number continues to drop as people educate themselves. Elsewhere in the world less than 18% of males are circumcised.

But an interesting trend has developed that may cast a new light on why this genital mutilation is so popular.

It turns out that American hospitals are charging for the unnecessary procedure, and then stealing the removed foreskins and selling them to the highest bidder without compensation to the baby they have mutilated or the parents who authorized it.

One such recipient of these baby foreskins has been an organization in London who have decided that this 'unwanted human material' can be used to help the anti-aging movement. They are currently conducting clinical trials of a material derived from baby foreskins that they think is the new Botox.

If you are wanting a bit of baby penis injected into your face at any point, the product is called Vavelta.